psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via jakemalik)

cornerof5thandvermouth:

persephonegoestohell:

wonderfullyweirdgirl:

Imagine you had a robot boyfriend and you were snuggling into his chest, and you could hear a soft humming and whirring, like the machine version of a heartbeat UvU

omg no

and every so often his CPU makes some kinda cute lil grumbly noise

(via therealkankrivantas)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via jackstroubleinatanktop)

Me: oh thats cute
: *checks price tag*
Me: no its not

lunaingallifrey:

narglesinthetardis:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW NINE IS GRABBING ROSE’S THIGH?!

Also the CHANGE IN TEN’S EXPRESSION OVER TIME I CAN’T

(via paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma)

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

(via jakemalik)

glitterlion:

This idea that you “have” to forgive people in order to move on or whatever is complete and utter bullshit. You don’t “have” to forgive anyone in order to live a life that’s fulfilling to you.

(via thekidssweusedtobe)

azulity:

“For the future of the earth, at your service. Nya!”

I’ve spent too long on this and I will never be truly satisfied so I may as well post this. Modern AU of Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew (or Mew Mew Power) 

(via nagitatas)